Are you the "daddy" of good decisions? Probably not if you're buying this. But hey, at least you're self-aware.
Slap on this daddy hat and watch the world tilt its head in confusion. Because nothing says "I'm definitely not anyone's father figure" quite like loudly proclaiming otherwise.
Ideal for:
Brunch wars
Ironically attending Little League games
Looking responsible while making questionable decisions
Remember, it's not a dad joke if you're not a dad. It's just a bad joke. Own it.
