yeah, no.

The "yeah, no" cap doesn't just send mixed signals - it hosts the entire communications conference. It's for those who appreciate the art of the soft letdown, the subtle brush-off, the verbal equivalent of moonwalking away from a conversation.

Features:

• Simultaneously affirms and denies your existence
• Pairs well with shrugging and vague hand gestures
• Adjusts to fit most identity crises

Perfect for:

• Leaving Schrödinger's cat both dead and alive
• Answering emails without actually answering them
• Existing in a superposition of plans and no plans

Product details:

• 100% chino cotton twill
  
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
  
• 6 embroidered eyelets
  
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!